Because somehow I decided that reading through some of the rules
for Pensacola Christian College was a good idea.
'For White Glove weekend: "Men may wear jeans and collared shirts to breakfast this Saturday, [date of white glove], because of White Glove. Stone washed or acid washed denim should not be worn. Students must change immediately after breakfast."'
'It should be noted that at any time, the administration (or students authorized by the administration) may go through your room, unannounced, looking for anything unauthorized. Legally or not, this will include opening drawers and going through paperwork. You may or may not be present, and you may or may not be notified.'
'After bed-time ("lights out:" 11:00 every day, including weekends) you may receive demerits for talking, taking your contacts out, having your feet on the floor (or possibly suspended a few inches from the floor), being in the bathroom, or basically doing anything but lying in bed.'
'No local calls over 30 minutes.' (Because goodness knows if you go over thirty minutes, Satan and his devils will have enough time to crawl through your phone line.)( No student is allowed to talk or otherwise interact with another student of the opposite sex outside of a 'chaperoned' area. It does not matter if they are alone or among hundreds of students if it is not an 'official' chaperoned area. )
And, of course:
'You may not go to a public library.'
I can only assume that last rule is to prevent students from learning the meaning of the word 'totalitarian'.
P.S. A few actually made me burst out laughing:
'You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.'
'You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on.'