( Apologies, I just had something to add. Namely, an icon. )
EDIT: Also! Don't worry! If you fall and need hospitalization, the authorities will forcibly separate you from your domestic partner and sell all your possessions! It's your own fault for not being legally linked, despite the fact that we won't let you!
EDIT 2: Crediting for the icon is lovely, but so is using your comment/keywords to link to a post explaining the fail instead.
EDIT: Also! Don't worry! If you fall and need hospitalization, the authorities will forcibly separate you from your domestic partner and sell all your possessions! It's your own fault for not being legally linked, despite the fact that we won't let you!
EDIT 2: Crediting for the icon is lovely, but so is using your comment/keywords to link to a post explaining the fail instead.