PROMPT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Oct. 10th, 2011 08:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anthologiaI AM BORED.
So you should ask me to write you things. Especially TGWTG things because yes sirree I sure have been writing a lot of that lately. But other things, too.
So you should ask me to write you things. Especially TGWTG things because yes sirree I sure have been writing a lot of that lately. But other things, too.
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Date: 2011-10-11 02:30 am (UTC)LOLOLOL. That would be so funny. Oh god, now you totally have to write it. Instead of Harvey/SWS.
Ummm. I actually dunno if I could write that. :|a
That's fine! :D
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Date: 2011-10-11 03:05 am (UTC)Mostly, Spoony left Insano's experiments alone, partly out of respect for science - or, at least, Insano liked to think - but probably mostly because meddling with his experiments tended to end in misfortune. Unfortunately, that didn't mean Spoony refrained from bothering him in his lab while he was working.
This morning, he was looking particularly pleased with himself. This usually, Insano knew from experience, meant something bad. Today was no exception.
"So. Worked late last night?" he said, with a smug little twist to his lips that said he already knew the answer.
"Yes," Insano muttered, hoping that whatever Spoony was up to, he'd finish it fast so he could go back to his work.
"So was I." Spoony hopped up on one of his tables. "Want to guess on what?"
He sighed. "I couldn't begin to guess."
"I'll give you a hint." Spoony's smirk grew. "She's hot, smart, and seriously magic in bed."
Insano froze. "You didn't."
"You see her all the time, right?" He threw something at Insano, who caught it reflexively. A pair of panties. "Tell her she left these."
Insano's fist closed around a beaker. "Get out."
"Must suck, you know." Spoony shook his head sadly. "Hey, I'm ordering pizza for dinner, that cool with you?"
"GET OUT!"
Spoony pulled the door to the basement shut just before a set of test tubes smashed against into it.
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Date: 2011-10-11 03:34 am (UTC)Can already tell I like this universe's Spoony.
"I'll give you a hint." Spoony's smirk grew. "She's hot, smart, and seriously magic in bed."
Oh god. You didn't.
"You see her all the time, right?" He threw something at Insano, who caught it reflexively. A pair of panties. "Tell her she left these."
Oh my god you DID. :DDDDDD Oh man. Evil!Girlkara and Evil!Spoony. Having hot sex. And her leaving her panties! and I...I don't know what my emotions are doing, but I approve. I approve a lot.
Insano's fist closed around a beaker. "Get out."
Poor Insano :( That was really mean of you, Spoony. :(
"Must suck, you know." Spoony shook his head sadly. "Hey, I'm ordering pizza for dinner, that cool with you?"
YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMATE EVER, EVIL!SPOONY. But at least you order pizza when you crush your roommate's heart, I guess?
I love this so much.
Tell me, how does Mechakara work in this universe? I'd like to see that. Or Black Lantern Spoony! Or both!
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Date: 2011-10-11 03:38 am (UTC)UMMM. Hmm. You know, I'm not really sure there is a Mecha in this universe. Or, if there is, she's a human sympathizer who's escaped some kind of robot apocalypse takeover and is currently in hiding pretending to be a human.
... Hmm. :|a
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Date: 2011-10-11 03:58 am (UTC)He needs snuggles. Lots of snuggles. Preferably from Girlkara. But that probably won't happen for a while yet.
UMMM. Hmm. You know, I'm not really sure there is a Mecha in this universe. Or, if there is, she's a human sympathizer who's escaped some kind of robot apocalypse takeover and is currently in hiding pretending to be a human.
Ooooh, interesting.
... Hmm. :|a
AHA, I can see thaht I have made your brain gears start turning! :D
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Date: 2011-10-12 01:41 am (UTC)There were so many little details to remember about humanity - how fragile they were, how slow-stupid they could be and yet still comprehend subtle differences in things as straight-forward as information-sharing. She made a lot of mistakes in her early days, but she filed them away in her memory and analyzed them. She hardly ever slipped up now.
She found employment in a bookshop, which necessitated culture studies in the area of literature. She still wasn't entirely certain of her grounding in that area - she once tried to start a meaningful discussion based on Twilight, because it seemed to be an extremely important work to children, and her coworkers threatened to disown her. Fortunately, they seemed to accept that she merely had odd tastes and dismissed most of her social miscalculations.
It had been so long since she encountered any serious difficulty, in fact, that she was caught entirely off-guard when the man in a white lab coat and scrubs gave a start and addressed her incredulously as "Linkara?!"
For almost a half a second, she was frozen by the sound of her former mistress' name. Although she ran through her memory banks for a match of his facial characteristics or vocal frequency, she found nothing. "I'm sorry," she said evenly, "you have me mixed up with someone else."
"Perhaps," he said with a frown and examined her more closely. "But the resemblance is remarkable."
Rather than encourage him, she came to the conclusion that it would be easier to stick to the approved customer-employee script. "Can I help you with anything?"
"No, no," he said, still staring at her. He had become fixated on her stripped arm, she noted; she'd had to purchase a glove to cover it, and now informed all curious humans that it had been significantly burned. "It's just - "
"I have to help the next customer," she said, cutting him off neatly. Fortunately, he stepped away at that, but lingered for several minutes longer to stare at her and shake his head in amazement.
When he finally left, she stored the encounter in her memory for later analysis. She'd have to calculate the probability of this turning into a significant problem.
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:40 am (UTC)she once tried to start a meaningful discussion based on Twilight, because it seemed to be an extremely important work to children, and her coworkers threatened to disown her.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. That image is hilarious.
It had been so long since she encountered any serious difficulty, in fact, that she was caught entirely off-guard when the man in a white lab coat and scrubs gave a start and addressed her incredulously as "Linkara?!"
Insano! :D
Fortunately, he stepped away at that, but lingered for several minutes longer to stare at her and shake his head in amazement.
When he finally left, she stored the encounter in her memory for later analysis. She'd have to calculate the probability of this turning into a significant problem.
This was great! I love Insano's kind of awkward interest in Mechakara, because this is something weird! That he needs to examine! And I love how Mechakara gets rid of him and you really got the whole robot thing really well! :D
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:44 am (UTC)Insano is totally coming back to investigate her further. Fun fact: the reason girl!Mecha doesn't recognize him is because her universe's Insano wiped himself from her memory banks. INTRIGUE!!
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:47 am (UTC)LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Insano is totally coming back to investigate her further
Well of course! There is someone out there with Linkara's face who is not Linkara. That's odd!
Fun fact: the reason girl!Mecha doesn't recognize him is because her universe's Insano wiped himself from her memory banks. INTRIGUE!!
Ooooooh. Interesting. Why would he do that?
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:53 am (UTC)And, hmm. I think it was probably so she couldn't implicate him, purposefully or not. He's kind of a wild card in that universe. So if she were caught or whatever, they couldn't pull her memory and go searching for it for information about him.
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:55 am (UTC)LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh Insano and his wild theories. ♥
And, hmm. I think it was probably so she couldn't implicate him, purposefully or not. He's kind of a wild card in that universe. So if she were caught or whatever, they couldn't pull her memory and go searching for it for information about him.
Ooooh. Interesting!
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:59 am (UTC)No, it totally is! The other option is a Doppleganger, Insano supposes. Maybe he should warn Linkara to avoid that bookstore? Just in case. Meeting your Doppleganger is supposed to be bad, right? He doesn't really keep up with Magic things like that.
And the latter one isn't at all because he hopes Linkara secretly hates being a villain and wants to return to the side of Good.
Awww. Poor Insano. :D
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:01 am (UTC)Oh man I want him to have a happily ever after so bad.
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:08 am (UTC)And of course Linkara would TOTALLY DISREGARD Insano's warning, because she wants to see this person with her face for herself.
Oh man I want him to have a happily ever after so bad.
He deserves one.
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:10 am (UTC)He dooooes. I want girl!Kara to have a happy ending, too, by which I mean "Insano makes her better and then they cuddle forever".
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:18 am (UTC)It would be interesting, at least! LOL.
He dooooes. I want girl!Kara to have a happy ending, too, by which I mean "Insano makes her better and then they cuddle forever".
YAY CUDDLES.
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:23 am (UTC)They met before everything changed.
At the time, she was bright-eyed and idealistic, setting out to change the world with her magic and wit. She even had a few fights under her belt - small-time criminals, nothing glamorous or exciting, but enough that she could go to sleep at night with the feeling that she was doing good.
He was a stumbling drunk in an alley. She was just passing by the bar - she was twenty at the time, not even old enough to drink and how sad was that - when she heard him yelling at what turned out to be a garbage can. Not the most glamorous of meetings.
She still dragged him home, because that's the kind of person she was. He tripped a lot and called her 'doll', but after a night's sleep on her couch, he cooked her scrambled eggs and introduced himself. When she found out he was 'between lodgings', she awkwardly offered her apartment on a temporary basis, and... well, somehow or another he wound up paying half the rent instead.
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Date: 2011-10-12 04:31 am (UTC)This was ADORABLE.
Hey. Hey. You know what else you should write? More IA!Spoony and Linkara fluff. :D
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:50 pm (UTC)Although Linkara was on extended sick leave, Spoony's compassionate leave was much shorter, and even when he was off, he was subject to being called to active duty in case of emergency. And apparently 'emergency' included resolving a situation with someone Spoony had arrested ASAP, even though he was driving Linkara back from a doctor's appointment, and no, he didn't have time to drop him off first.
After ranting for a minute, he finally hung up and glanced at Linkara. "Looks like we're heading in."
Which was why Spoony's SWAT team was treated to the sight of their leader hovering worriedly over his boyfriend for a while before he could finally bring himself to leave.
"So you can just stay here," Spoony said for something like the twentieth time. "If you need anything, the guys'll get it for you." In response, Reynolds came to attention and Jackson let off a lazy salute.
"I'll be fine," Linkara said, for what felt like the millionth time since this whole thing had started. It had kind of lost some of its impact since he'd used it before having a panic attack in his apartment, but there wasn't a whole lot he could do about that.
At first, it looked like he wasn't going to get any peace at all, because every time he so much as blinked, someone was asking if he was okay and if he needed anything. Which was nice in theory, but in practice was just super-annoying and was making his head hurt. After about twenty minutes, he finally snapped at them to just shut up, please.
Things kind of went quiet after that. Reynolds still asked him if he was okay every five minutes for a while, but mostly Linkara just sat at Spoony's desk and pillowed his head in his arms. He must have drifted off, too, because the next thing he knew there was a loud bang, and he went wide awake in a matter of seconds, heart pounding painfully.
"Jesus, Reynolds, are you seriously incapable of even holding something without screwing it up?" Jackson was snapping out while Reynolds tried to gather the scattered remains of a box of case files.
It was too hard to get back to sleep after that, because his adrenaline was up and he flinched at the slightest noise. Reynolds was banished to retrieve snacks while Girard tried to joke with him to calm his nerves.
Eventually, it occurred to him that there was a bag from the cafeteria on the desk that hadn't been there before. Girard shrugged when asked about it. "One of the forensic analysts brought it for you while you were sleeping. Something starting with an O."
"Oan?" Fields suggested.
"Yeah, that."
So when Spoony finally came back for him, he found Linkara eating an extra-large chocolate chip cookie while the rest of his team (who weren't in disgrace) regaled him with tales of that one time they were called to action and it turned out some hysterical person lost his cat up a tree, and how pissed off Spoony got that he'd wasted their time.
"So," he said, with a grin, "have fun?"
There was complete, nervous silence from the SWAT team until Linkara smiled.
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Date: 2011-10-13 12:31 am (UTC)I'm also happy to see more Channel Awesome members showing up in this verse. Hurray for Oancitizen being a dear and bringing a cookie for Linkara!
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Date: 2011-10-13 12:41 am (UTC)OAN IS A DEAR. I love her in this verse, for serious.
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